I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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