I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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