just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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