There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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