Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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