in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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