You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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