Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Someone signed my nipple.
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