Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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