just come out here and I will go home with you...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
