We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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