Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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