Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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