They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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