thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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