i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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