guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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