We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We are two peas in an std pod
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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