D3 body, D1 cock
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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