chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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