dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
