As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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