Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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