I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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