whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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