Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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