definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think people are normalizing furries
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