it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Verdict: uncircumcised.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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