Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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