woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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