your parents love me but you hate me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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