YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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