Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
