Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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