so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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