He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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