So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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