This house was built for laser tag.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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