I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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