The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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