some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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