I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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