Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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