I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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