I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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