Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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