Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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