do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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