also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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