I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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