whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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