I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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