Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(901): View more from Tennessee

1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man

(423): View more from Tennessee

1:48 am: your uglier

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(901) 1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man (423) 1:48 am: your uglier http://tfl.nu/ln5v

Replies (6) Good night (1164) Bad night (1717)
Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection" http://tfl.nu/al1v

Replies (20) Good night (792) Bad night (5331)
Favorite
(571): View more from Virginia

the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(571): the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets http://tfl.nu/d1l9

Replies (29) Good night (589) Bad night (5121)
Favorite
(949): View more from California

while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(949): while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving http://tfl.nu/8zv1

Replies (20) Good night (8908) Bad night (615)
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents. http://tfl.nu/w4fz

Replies (15) Good night (4931) Bad night (960)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network. http://tfl.nu/mmjy

Replies (45) Good night (2683) Bad night (4645)
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic. http://tfl.nu/cwdw

Replies (10) Good night (3609) Bad night (868)
Favorite
(606): View more from Kentucky

I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(606): I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises. http://tfl.nu/i8r1

Replies (7) Good night (1806) Bad night (1611)
Favorite
(937): View more from Ohio

We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(937): We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon http://tfl.nu/2kt0

Replies (12) Good night (1736) Bad night (586)
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared. http://tfl.nu/tvlx

Replies (3) Good night (1390) Bad night (673)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog. http://tfl.nu/99w0

Replies (9) Good night (1891) Bad night (590)
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool. http://tfl.nu/yku5

Replies (16) Good night (492) Bad night (2721)
Favorite
(909): View more from California

I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(909): I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji... http://tfl.nu/rxc7

Replies (5) Good night (786) Bad night (314)
Favorite
(315): View more from New York

dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(315): dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play http://tfl.nu/32t6

Replies (6) Good night (1603) Bad night (346)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night? http://tfl.nu/9ive

Replies (6) Good night (1056) Bad night (201)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: