Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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