Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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