We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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