You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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