Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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