Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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