they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Can I color on your dick again?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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